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Up Yours Sincerely

from Lightspeed by gingerjamesfair

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lyrics

Dear Sir
I'm writing concerning your letter
In which you say I owe you cash
I'm confused by the tone of your writing
I'm not sure if you want it back?
Up yours sincerely.

Dear Mr Fair
Thank you for your letter
I can assure you that we want to be paid
If we don't receive a payment
A bailiff will be the next stage
He will rip you a new arsehole and take possessions I'm afraid
If you'd like to arrange a repayment
Call the number at the top of the page

The bank manager can't take your call right now, please leave a message after the tone

Yeah hi? It's James
I think there's been some confusion over this money
I was under the impression that your wife still owed my dog fuck money
We were gonna call it quits
Wipe the slate clean
It's roughly the same amount of cash
So anyway, thanks for the concern but no thanks

You assume your humour is priceless
It is worthless I'm afraid
I'm forwarding your case to the bailiff
Your debt will now reside with them
And as for the joke about my wife
She died in a car crash in Spain
Up yours sincerely

Then keep the money sir
I really couldn't take it
After everything that's happened
I couldn't make you pay it
She was such a lovely woman
But her debt is not your debt
Let's call it even
And forget it ever happened
With so much hurt and suffering
I'll never be in love again
I don't want your money
I just want your forgiveness
Up yours sincerely

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from Lightspeed, released September 1, 2009

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